Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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