Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
