I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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