no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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