i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
