Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
should my penis look like a turkey
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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