we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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