I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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