apparently the secret to your success is patron
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So much rum. So many feels.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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