I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize