people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
