We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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