Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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