is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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