I want to stick my p in your. b.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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