were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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