i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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