I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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