they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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