I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
