We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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