Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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