Jerry, you need to find god
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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