Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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