He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.