I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Terrible idea I love it