your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit