Well apparently he's into motor boating.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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