they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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