im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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