We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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