she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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