Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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