Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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