i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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