I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm passing your future prison.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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