my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
and she was petting her beer can
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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