She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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