Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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