You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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