She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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