Do vagina's smell?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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