if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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