I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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