this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
