Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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