News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
