found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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