check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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