found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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