At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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