I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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