question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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