The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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