Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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